haha not funny

(warning- this is a scary joke that makes no sense whatsoever. you have been warned)
THE DARK DARK ROOM

Once, there was a dark dark universe.
And inside this dark dark universe, there was a dark dark galaxy.
And in this dark dark galaxy, there was a dark dark planet.
And on this dark dark planet, there was a dark dark city.
And in this dark city, there was a dark dark street.
And on this dark dark street, there was a dark dark house.
And inside this dark dark house, there was a dark dark room.
And in this dark dark room, there was a dark dark bed.
And on the dark dark bed, there was a DARK DARK box.
And inside this dark dark box, there was...

A Bright Pink Jelly Bean!!!